Major combat operations are over

1. Misleading statement asserting that your work has been completed even though critical steps remain.

Source: A paraphrasing of the George W. Bush quote "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed" uttered on May 1, 2003 with the banner "mission accomplished" behind him.

Did you finish raking the lawn?

Major combat operations are over!

But you left all the leaves in piles... bag that sh!t!

OK.

by Mak2 December 3, 2010

comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.

When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.

by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010

Combat Chrissy

Term used to define Deercamp when he crawled under the school bleachers to get bj's "sack"...

what's that sick moaning coming from under the bleachers??? oh that's just Combat Chrissy

by Loser June 25, 2003

comball

A spontaneous gathering of otherwise unrelated individuals/groups.

Various small groups forming one large group.
Related words: motley crew conglomerate smorgasboard impromptu circus

" The Natural History Museum shelters a comball of tourists during unexpected summer rainstorms."

by tiffany jana September 11, 2006

combat midget

A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.

Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing

There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.

by winchestein January 27, 2012

full combat woodie

when you get big wood over some fine ass

T$: you see that roast beef over there? I'd tap it !

Unit: daym T, that ass gives me a full combat woodie

by team shocker December 2, 2007

combat slap

the ultimate slap. the combat slap is the most violent of slaps. a bitch slap is not even in the same category. for a person to perform a proper combat slap the person must cock back there arms enough to form a 90 degree angle with there arm. so much that ur chest muscle stretches. and then follow through with the utmost force possible and hit the individual with every part of your hand. not just the tips of your fingers your whole hand must be applied for a succesfull combat slap.

that bitch gave me herppes so i combat slapped that hoe!

by the bootheel badass February 26, 2010