comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends

Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma

by Hewmew October 15, 2017

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016