Coiter

Coiter - rectum

Coiter Stick it up your coiter or rectum

by Kay lo July 24, 2022

Conventutious

Stems from the root word Convent

Hoe like in nature, simps for every person in sight, gaslightings to seem correct, often surrounds themselves with rejects of society who foster their behavior

I saw them hanging out with a lot of guys, they seem conventutious

by The One The Only Fungal July 26, 2022

Clive Handforth

Clive Handforth is a character that appears in LittleBigPlanet 2 and in LittleBigPlanet 3: The Journey Home. He is the Creator Curator of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow. Clive owned The Factory of a Better Tomorrow, a place where he and his co-workers printed calendars and built huge spaceships. Things were rather well for them until the factory was invaded by The Negativitron. He is first seen in a portrait in Da Vinci‘s Hideout, which depicts him with Avalon Centrifuge and Dr. Herbert Higginbotham graduating from school. When the player arrives in The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, he is seen sitting in a can, and then proceeds to tell the player how he ended up in the situation he is in. He then tells the player to rescue all of the Sackbots held captive. Aiding Sackboy and making him company through most of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, and then joins him in his trip to Avalonia. When Huge Spaceship crash lands on Avalonia, Clive is sent by The Alliance to go with the player to Eve's Asylum to find Dr. Higginbotham. Soon, he meets up with the rest of The Alliance and joins amongst them to defeat The Negativitron. As creativity is welcomed back to the imagisphere, he and the rest of the Alliance head on a journey back to Craftworld.

Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.

Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!

And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.

Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?

Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.

Larry Da Vinci: I say...?

Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!

Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.

Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.

Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?

Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?

Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.

There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.

Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.

A simple life, we weren't miserable.

Well, things could have been better, I suppose.

We got by.

But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!

I was ravaged and discarded.

Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?

Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.

You'll have to get in and set them free.

by Vtgcycvttvctt August 21, 2022

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022

convent of mercy academy alpha

A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies

Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you

by JC man>> January 2, 2023

coie

Coie is testicules in romanian often used like the word bro

Ce faci coie zice mihai catre andrei

by Fth.ady_23 January 6, 2023

clive walker brown

A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.

Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.

by Mofiggie February 5, 2023