monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

by yourvag April 26, 2011

Coconut Grove

A southern Miami hangout full of cockrammers, and ladies long past menopause.

Tom: Dude, are you going to that party at Coconut Grove?
Bob: No? What do I look like I watch Richard Simmons?

by HornyFatChicks February 26, 2006

coconut juice

The juice that Bob Jr. uses to lubricate the balls of one of his many "victims of the lick". The sheer ginormousness of the balls determines the amount of juicidy juicy coconut juice Bob Jr. (aka Van Bobsing) will apply.

"Hey man, I'm gonna..." sha-junk "...lickidy lick lick those scrumdiddlyumptious balls of yours, but first I'm gonna get my coconut juice"

-Bob Jr.

by Uncle Norkadelic May 27, 2004

coconut girl

coconut girl, or coconut person, is a type of girl/person, who is pretty in a generic way. people with soft face lines, like Emilia Clarke, or Lucky Blue Smith, or Keke Palmer, the type of person who is beautiful to everyone, but when you put them among other beautiful people, you don't notice them. it could be a compliment, or an insult.

A: Don't you think Emilia Clarke is the most beautiful person in the world?
B: Nah, she's such a coconut girl.
A: Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
B: Not in her case.

by MariselRiviera June 20, 2016

Coconut creampie

When you nut in a hot islander chick

"Bro, I made so many Coconut Creampies when I was on vacation."

by LilXtra March 5, 2020

Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006