colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009

ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.

Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!

by Braniff747 September 28, 2012

Poop chute

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

by Critter Liam March 9, 2017

flute chute

A place for a gay man to put his flute (willy).

Ant needed to liberally grease Dec's flute chute to prevent excessive chafing.

by Welsh Wombat October 4, 2017

zoot chute

The nose, and more specifically the nostrils. One can get zooted by snorting enough cocaine, and therefore the nostrils are the chute through which one gets zooted.

I was going to save some of the eight-ball I bought last night but I snorted it all right up the ol' zoot chute.

by ozdndsinussd October 10, 2017

Cuntextual Clues

noun:
Stemming from the grammatical term "context clue" and slang word "cunt."

Subtle signs/hints that determine someone is, or is acting like a cunt.

Dermot: I overheard you break up with Lolita last night. What happened?

Jarvis: I always had a hunch she was a self indulgent bitch, but it became obvious last night.

Dermot: You should have ended it awhile ago. I picked up on those cuntextual clues immediately. That sucks man. I'm here for you.

Jarvis: Wait a minute. You overheard? Why you always gotta put your nose in my business bro? Screw that bitch and screw you for that matter. Now get the heck out of my treehouse

by DicksInDisguise October 22, 2017