Cantch

an adjective used to describe someone who is a jerk, or a dick. It can also be used to describe someone who lacks manners, or someone on their period. However; it is predominately used to describe a jerk, or dick.

Example 1. That man stole my wallet. What a cantch!
Example 2. That cantch never says please or thank you.
Example 3. She's been cantching all week.

by Ssor October 11, 2014

canterbury kiss

if i plant my forehead quite fast and firmly on the bridge of your nose then you've been canterbury kissed.

i'd love to give him/her a canterbury kiss.

by dantefretwerk February 18, 2015

Canter

Cute-banter

Calum: you're sexy

David: Thank you, calum, Yes I am lol

Steven: Great canter boys

by Quirketheballer May 30, 2015

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016