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christians 

1. a number of well-intentioned people who believe in peace, a single omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient God, and humanity's potential. Such people are often met with derision from non-Christians, who hypocritically associate this form of Christian with definition 2 Christians.

2. a group of people noted for their bigotry, close-mindedness, and hypocrisy. Often noted for using their religion, recent atrocities inflicted by psychopaths, and other tangential references to justify whatever social, political, or economic agenda they favor, e.g. anti-homosexual and anti-video game. Most pretend to be of the other variety of Christian, though empirical data has shown that even the few that do actually believe in the tenants of the religion of Christianity rarely follow them, for whatever reason. Maybe they're jealous of the people they persecute (no, we won't give you a pre-release copy of Halo 4).
1. Mother Theresa's charity work should be a radiant beacon to which Christians and the rest of humanity should aspire.

2. Christian (possibly ex-) attorney Jack Thompson seeks the removal of violent video games from the market by insisting that any and all atrocities that have ever happened or will ever happen are the direct result of people playing too many violent video games. Also, he's stalking me...What? It's true, I swear!
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Refried Christians 

Also known as the Born Again Christians. These are people who have, in a sudden paroxysm of irrationality, abandoned decency and toleration and embarked on a perfervid, lifelong rant against anything that does not conform to their turbid Dark Ages theology.
The goddamned Refried Christians beat the crap out of that poor gay guy.
Refried Christians by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

Christina Aguilera 

A very popular singer known for he AMAZING vocal skillz!!!
Christina Aguilera by Jemel October 29, 2005

christians 

The only folk in the world that can discriminate and insult people other than themselves without being charged. Christians want their belief to be respected, but usually get very cross with non-christian people thinking the same way. They also believe that they are predestined for a better world thanks to their never-wavering faith in Gawd, and agree that all other people are simply inferior.

See also: muslims, jews.
"Hey, have you read The Da Vinci Code lately?"
"Die a painful death, you foul-mouthed atheist, priest of evil theories, for there is only one Book mankind should read! Dan Brown should burn in the seventh circle of Hell for his companionship with Satan!"
"So you didn't?"
christians by nvdw July 3, 2005

christians 

People who follow Christ. Those who accept the fact that God incarnate in man suffered and died for their sins so that their worthless, vile, disgusting, and completly undeserving souls could go be with Him in Heaven. Christians do not save themselves through their own actions (contrary to the popular belief that Christians need to be "perfect"...if they were, then why would they need Christ?).

BTW: Christians are the number one reason why Christianity is not followed, misunderstood, hated or basically ignored.
I am a Christian and the world hates me but that's ok because I want nothing that this world has to offer.
christians by GodsChild June 22, 2005
she is a hot sexy beast
she is very southern and ain't afraid to admit it
the christina walked in looking hot as usual
christina by christina baker February 8, 2008

Born Against Christians 

A political cult designed to afflict the world with propoganda through mathematics,sounds,visuals and magikal means...
The born against christians are a paradox of the 21st century. See:Iconoclasts
See:Necromancy
See:Time Bomb
Born Against Christians were projekting negativity on another through music and word.