Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

by King of jacks June 28, 2020

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 2, 2020

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003