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chode

-when ones penis is wider than it is long
-the flap of skin between your balls and butthole
Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Chode

We have chodes
by Hdhdudndjdb May 12, 2016
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chode

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)
In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.
by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006
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Chode

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)
it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..
by The ? Guy May 22, 2007
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Chode

a penis so fat that the width is greater than the length
"Damn, that Dan flashed us his nasty chode"

"You chode licker!"
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Chode

A schlong that has more girth than length
A chode is nothing to brag about
by Chris123 December 28, 2005
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chode

a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.
Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).
by Greek Power November 7, 2006
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