Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

snow chimp

"the act of a white male pretending to be black "

that cracker is a mother fucking snow chimp

by henri dufour June 8, 2017

Chimpin

The equilibrium between Chillin and Pimpin. Or Being in a relaxed and cool stage. Such as the clothing line Chimpin.com

Wow, we are chimpin.

by Matt12341 January 12, 2009

Chimpin

The art form of shitting into your own hand and throwing at a loved one for your mutual sexual pleasure.

Things got really messy last night me and the missis was chimpin.

by BrevilMonkey April 16, 2007

chimpoo

The act of farting and sneezing at the same time. Those who do this are highly skilled.

At the dinner table, we heard a sound similar to a motor boat; we then realized that Kelly had done a chimpoo.

by alexissuperduper April 27, 2008

chimp bastard

little chimp looking fuckers that eat a lot of fruit and shit alot and may look like obama

jimmy-"hey did you vote for obama?"
jonny-"o you mean that chimp bastard fuck on tv?! no way?!"

by fuck tits October 21, 2010

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008