Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

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inverted chimney sweep

When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish

“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”

by Crikesploofe March 27, 2019

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Chimp • chim • chimichanga • chimo • Chimneysweep • chime • chimping • chimples • chimney • chimpanzee

Chimuanya

A very beautiful person. She can be petty but she attracts boys like a magnet. She has trust issues but she has a great body.

Oh, look, its Chimuanya

by ganeshanamesmean: May 18, 2019

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fart chimney

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.

"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"

by PixelPusher May 27, 2007

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Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

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