Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after

you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em

by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018

Cheetos

Liberal nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

Hillary Clinton: Look at all the fucking cheetos at the Republican convention.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Yeeto the Cheeto

A more civilized word for masturbate.

Hey dad, I’m off to Yeeto the Cheeto.

Oh wait. My dad is gone

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 13, 2019

Cheetos

Cheetos are the flavored snack Cheetos but can also refer to the male penis

Such a a small Cheeto would be a man with a small penis

That boy has a Cheeto

Yeh that Cheetos so small jeez he ain’t gonna get laid 😂

Mans got a Cheeto hahaha

by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019

bisquik cheetos

A New Mexican delicacy using Orange cheesy dusted pancakes or deep fried bite sized pancake batter sticks

Growing up in New Mexico, we used to enjoy Bisquik Cheetos for dessert!

by Srmart10 November 28, 2019