Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.

Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....

by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009

Chasing the Dragon

That game that Stan from South Park played in that episode "Guitar Queer-O."

Highly addicting.

Chasing the Dragon!! You chase the dragon while injecting yourself... but you never actually catch the dragon.

by S.P.Luuuuuvah June 23, 2008

Charging

To consume many cones from a bong containing marijuana in quick succession or short amount of time.

Guy: Hey bro! What's up? You been smoking?
Guy2: Yeah bro I've just been Charging!

Guy: Hey man come charge some cones with me!

by MabL August 22, 2011

caring

Sarcastically stating the one cares.

'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'

'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'

'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'

'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'

by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014

prince charming

Take me away...........

R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.

by Princess August 28, 2004

Chasing My Forever

The cutest acoustic music group ever, led by Kelianna Green. Working on some amazing stuff.

Check out Chasing My Forever on their myspace www.myspace.com/chasingmyforever

by HiILoveBeau July 6, 2010