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channel turner

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A small indie girl from London with brown hair that consistently makes straight boys turn gay just by them looking at her.
Some girls are such channel turners
by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013
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Channel rockers

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IndirectSales Revenue seekers, experts in building relationships and thinking 10x business growth
Channel rockers lead the gtm strategy for key markets
by Channelrker December 14, 2016
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Channel Tom

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The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.
by 23EZ February 4, 2017
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Having absolutely no chance.

Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.
Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."
by Snaplatts September 20, 2018
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Channel-Catted

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The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.
Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!
by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
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Channel-catted

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The act of taking a male's genitals in whole (Scrotum and penis) into the mouth all at once.
Jenny channel-catted me last night and it felt great!
by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
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Channelpocalypse

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On January 1st 2020, Youtube (a video-sharing site) will bring into effect a set of shady terms and conditions that seem to state that any channel which doesn't meet specific revenue requirements will be deleted, and just to make things even better, we don't know what these requirements are.
"Hey do you know what happened to Joe?"
"He got hit by the Channelpocalypse for using a adblocker"
by TheGoodHunter November 12, 2019
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