by JohnnyTexas March 9, 2006
Get the Chair Tuba mug.An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007
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Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.
Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.
by flowplow March 5, 2009
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Get the Chair mug.a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.
dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"
dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"
dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"
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