Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Edward Cullen

maeve's fictional amazing gorgeous musical vampire lover. and will always be.

Edward Cullen = life

by Xmaeveyx21 October 18, 2008

Edward Cullen

possibly the most beautiful fictional character ever. could possibly be god.

(person 1) was that god???
(person 2) no thats just edward cullen.

by im a person February 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

Hot. Haters can feel free to leave at anytime.

Charlie:"'Wait...Which one is Edward?'
Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one.
Charlie Swan and Bella Swan on Edward Cullen
-Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer

by kellancullen January 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

1. a walking orgasm. yumm :
2. only the sexiest man ever
3. major hottie
4. my boyfriend

omg, it's Edward Cullen! *faints*

by it's Caroline, yo October 21, 2008

Edward Cullen

Sparkly creep that goes into girl's rooms and teabags them at night. They dont feel his junk because its too small to be felt. Extremely attracted to Jacob Black.

Edward Cullen = gay

by Youdontknowme111 November 25, 2010

Edward Cullen

A hot sparkling man who is very sexy and a vampire

Damn look at that Edward Cullen

by crazychica1835 May 27, 2009