Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010
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Get the Edward Cullen mug.Charlie:"'Wait...Which one is Edward?'
Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one.
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-Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer
Bella:'Edward is the youngest, the one with the reddish brown hair.' The beautiful one, the godlike one.
Charlie Swan and Bella Swan on Edward Cullen
-Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer
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Get the Edward Cullen mug.Sparkly creep that goes into girl's rooms and teabags them at night. They dont feel his junk because its too small to be felt. Extremely attracted to Jacob Black.
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