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Punk Card

When someone calls you out and dares you to step up, usually in front of a lot of people. If you say no, you just got labeled a punk.
Person 1:Dude, you gonna pick that up?
Person 2: Pick what up?
Person 1: That punk card he just laid down in front of your ass.
by complaint department manager October 18, 2008
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women card

A term used to describe women who are taking advantage of the fact that they are women and therefore the minority who are getting extra benefits than men.
by A Shotbow player May 18, 2016
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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity
"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."
by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004
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cardell

an awesome lay. best looking guy you've ever met. loyal, friendly, true, faithful. great in the sack. very well endowed.
cardell is awesome
by tamisha henry February 5, 2010
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Cardbordeaux

Cardbordeaux is wine that is packaged in a collapsable (usually plastic) bladder with a tap inside a cardboard box. Sneered on by oenophiles but happily consumed by those such as middle-class housewives who were beer-drinkers in college. And possible Boone's Farm drinkers in high school. But it's not as sweet.

A favorite of Sara Wiggum, mother of Ralph and wife of Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons.
Cardbordeaux is generally inexpensive compared to bottled wine, but more expensive varieties are coming out as its popularity increases.
"You look like my Mommy after her box of wine," said Ralph Wiggum thinking of his mother's Cardbordeaux.

From the blog of Mary Tsao of Northern California:
"A sad sight: This mommy tipping the box of wine to get the last of it out. When did the box of wine replace the keg, people? I'm officially old."

Mostly consumed by white folks. I notice it's rarely available in markets dominated by African Americans.

Popular brands are Franzia, Peter Vella and Almaden. Reportedly the most popular variety (according to Papa Joe's Discount Liquors in Richmond, Indiana) is Franzia Sunset Blush.
by Marthakay September 23, 2008
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dude card

A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.

Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
Phil hid a dude card in my gym bag and my mom found it and yelled at me for being gay.
by p_guy September 11, 2009
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Report Card

The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.
Archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.
by goldmetaman July 11, 2009
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