Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.

UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.

by 420 time September 20, 2010

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Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

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Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.

Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.

by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016

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carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.

FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!

by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017

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Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

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