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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
mugGet the melon carpetmug.

Carpet clenchers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!
by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
mugGet the Carpet clenchersmug.

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
mugGet the burnt carpetmug.

Carpet Bowl

A small amount of weed found on the carpet which you then smoke.
UUGGGG. i don't feel so good, i souldent have smoked that carpet bowl.
by 420 time September 20, 2010
mugGet the Carpet Bowlmug.

Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high
“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now
by tooth.stew April 20, 2023
mugGet the Carpet mouthmug.

Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush
"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."
by Kinderella November 19, 2019
mugGet the Carpet Brushmug.

Carpet Gum

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.
by Terrypenus August 20, 2021
mugGet the Carpet Gummug.

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