capitated

to not have ones head cut off

"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"

by otters128 September 7, 2016

douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

Cultural Capital

Knowledge gained from a wide array of experiences that one has gained through the course of thier life, thus enabling them to succeed more so than someone from a less experienced background.

Barack Obama knows more about the world because of the cultural capital he has accumulated throughout his life time.

by Bronko11 December 31, 2008

with a capital F

Intensifying expression to replace the vulgar modifier ' fucking'. Used as a less vulgar way to intensify the meaning of an adjective by implying 'Fucking' as a modifier. Handy for use in mixed company

Instead of: This whole thing is fucking stupid.

use: This whole thing is stupid with a capital F.

I worked all day and am tired with a capital F.

by JRSLim June 19, 2009

Capitalism

Something people hate for scores of reasons.
Something people like for one reason.

Capitalism=profit. Stop saying you "value individual rights" or "free market". If you really did believe in those, you'd be a socialist. Individual rights are oppressed in capitalism as companies are unaccountable private tyrannies. Markets aren't free when they oppress people like that. Your capitalism wouldn't exist if it weren't for the government-the Reagan administration was the most protectionist government ever. He's your champion of free market capitalism, right?

Just admit it-your a capitalist because you're a selfish dick.

by CrackaAssMotherfucka October 23, 2011

Capitola

Capitola is a small coastal village in Santa Cruz County CA. It was originally meant to be the state capital but lost to Monterey.It is a major tourist destination due to it's stupid rainbow houses and feces infested beach.It also has an entire police force dedicated to keeping out homeless people

Hey lets go down to Capitola to surf in crap.

by bojangles smith March 12, 2008

anarcho-capitalism

A system that has one rule: "whoever has the gold, makes the rules, and there are no rules, except making more and money while the rest starve."

The system called anarcho-capitalism dictates that your landlord, demands your money or else you will live in the street.

by skysoldier April 1, 2020