carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 27, 2009

carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

by kimberlychan July 11, 2007

Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.

D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"

by Lil pepp June 20, 2014

Carpet Munchkin

Noun
1. An affectionate term used by lesbians to describe one another in an endearing way.

"Your so special Jenny, I love you so much, your my little Carpet Munchkin"

by Unice Tracy Able January 11, 2015

Carpet Shower

Urinating on a hairy snatch.

This kinky bitch wants a carpet shower!

by carpet pisser December 10, 2008

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010

magic carpet ride

The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.

"Finals were crazy but at least I got a magic carpet ride out of it"

by R 2.0 March 1, 2008