cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

cactalano

A common name for the cactalano species. The cactalano species are a group of mammals who belong all to their own.

Society does not look very favourable at cactalanos.

1) OMG there is Brenton Cactalano
2) CACTUS!!11!
3) What is that on web cam?
4) Cactus balls
5) Hi Brenton its T.Silva, just wondering if you are going to have a shave today..
6) Anime
7) Has no life
8) Deodorant cans anyone..?
9) PLUCKING

by P Chicken September 1, 2008

Cactacius

when someone is so much of a prick they are a cactus

Jerry has been so cactacius lately

by lordofthebagels May 24, 2014

cactacia

A hairy prickly cactus like woman

Isabel is a cactacia her legs were prickly as fuck!

by Sacredcheese August 28, 2017

Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically

Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus

by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020