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cracker-jacking

When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.
Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?
by FrYivYdiNO March 11, 2009
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cockerjammed

man it is realy cockerjammed up over there
by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008
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cockercises

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only
A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning
by soberjack March 20, 2010
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Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage
"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole
by Dadunkadunk69 December 16, 2011
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cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.
We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.
by pigfeet May 21, 2014
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cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.
I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.
by Crackapunch June 24, 2014
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cockersoar

the male escort developed a cockersoar in his mouth from excessive pounding of the penis to the back of the throat.
cockersoar cock soar mouth
by kex4fun July 30, 2016
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