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oxford, connecticut

Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.
I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!
by yoooo1 January 5, 2011
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conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.
1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.
by Circtf January 2, 2009
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Connecticut

- Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity

Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
50 Cent has a house in Connecticut
by One toasted ass cracker! November 14, 2004
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Indian Connection

The way in which every Indian seems to know every other Indian.
"How does an honors astrophysics engineer major like Aakash have 2,000 friends on facebook?"

"Dude, Look at the names. It obviously the Indian Connection"
by pinkshirtred February 19, 2010
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Connecticunt

"Tom is such a Connecticunt."
by SCIANNAS November 5, 2003
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Conan O'Brian

The (former) host of Tonight Show that managed to loose 2.5 million viewers by simply walking on stage. A hero to posers and other pocket-protector wearing super nerds still living in their parents basements.
My boss asked me to work late after I Conan O'Brianed half our sales accounts in only seven months. I decided to quit instead.
by cough-it-up January 22, 2010
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