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The Trump Collector

Someone who is scared of trumping.

A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.

During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."

George "Thats because I dont!!"

Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
by bagultrait January 2, 2012
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Collecting the rent

This is a sexual position when the women is spread eagle and you are pounding her royally. Make sure you are holding her legs around the ankles and telling her "hows that taste?!?"
The other night in the outer banks, Dr. Hearn was collecting the rent from a random patient and I heard him yelling "I am collecting your rent for the week!!"
by Dr. Hearn October 17, 2008
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friend collecting

vb: 1.the act of inviting people to be your "friend", in online services like MySpace & BlackPlanet. just to increse your "friends list" at these type of web sites.
2.trying to fill your friends list fast by inviting any type of person.
3.what someone/personA, who is found by an person/personB from thier past, thinks when B invites them to be thire friend. however the two people did't really communicate with one another.
man i don't know if they want to connect with me or if there just friend collecting!
by N.A.Stanley October 8, 2005
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fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.
"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."
by Roy K June 25, 2005
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bone-collector

An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."

Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.

(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
by pedro con carne March 24, 2008
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French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.
Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.
by notgnna2 October 31, 2012
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collective

1. A word used to describe the unthinking hive-mind of Leftist drones.

2. A pretentious synonym for club.
1. Drones have been assigned their talking point orders from the Collective today, and will be parroting them throughout the weeks to come.

2. My grandmother belongs to a knitting collective.
by Schnorkenschneider February 22, 2014
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