camel cock

When a man gets an erection wearing tight jeans and you can see the outline in his pants leg.

When Jamie walked into the room wet and half naked, Greg was showing some serious camel cock.

by Keegan Sweeet February 11, 2009

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Camel Turkish Silvers

A life changing experience that can be acquired at your local gas station. A smooth square that really sooths you after work; a perfectly sized cigarette that has a nice mild flavor.

-Would you care to join me for a smoke
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will

by Sam258 December 9, 2008

Camel Knuckle

A rather large nut sack protruding through the contours of someone's pants.(usually polyester pants)

Whoa! That guy in the leisure suit has a serious camel knuckle going on.

by testiclese1 March 17, 2007

camel spit

The obscene amount of saliva produced while smoking a cigarette that is promptly spat from the mouth when one doesn't want to feel like spewing vomit. May also be used as a verb.

"Open up the car window; I have a shitload of camel spit to dispose of."

by Hiroko-san December 18, 2007

camelballs

the appearance of a man's balls when his pants are too high.

i could see mosely's camelballs when he hiked up his pants during class.

by kimmay April 20, 2005

Camely

refers to the camel like features of Jay Z.

Jay Z is looking extra camely tonight. - Sub

by greatgpaboog February 10, 2008