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Cakeaholic 

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."
John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.
Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

cake tits 

Fatty likes cake. Therefore, Fatty has cake tits.
cake tits by Lady Tits-A-Lot November 11, 2009

Carrot Cake 

This is term for an elderly person that a younger person (around a third of they're age) would like to have sex with.
Carrot Cake by garyfullness September 4, 2014

santa fe funnel cake 

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.

cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!

"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."
cake or death? by pikamidge September 4, 2008

cake-eater 

Supposedly dubbed by Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution. When citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, "Let them eat cake!"

It is now used as a nickname for all people who live in Edina, MN. Although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from Edina now take pride in it. Example: An Edina sports shirt that read, "Cake: Breakfast of Champions"

This term is most well known by its reference to Edina native Adam Banks in "The Mighty Ducks."
cake-eater by MN Native February 14, 2006