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Sex Clown

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
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Clown World

A term primarily used online in "4chan", "Politigram" and "Reddit" to express dismay or grimace at an "Ironic", silly, or depressingly stupid event.

Often used when referring to out of touch Liberalism or Consumerism in modern western society as well as other settings.
1: The US is in a period of heightened tension with the police and Biden just chose a cop as his VP

2: Man, fucking clown world

1: People are literally starving in the 3rd world and being used for slavery, and there are people on YT making money from "mukbang" and crushing IPhones
2: Man, fucking clown world

1: The Military is allowing autistic LGBTQ+ people into the Special Forces now, so our war criminals will be more diverse
2: Clownworld pal
by Beegs42 September 27, 2020
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clown shit

n. Worthless junk. Something which is broken, cheap or substandard can be said to be "clown shit."
Damn, Frank is sure a Chevy guy. To him, all Fords are clown shit.
by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005
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clown ass

a dumbass,dip shit, jackass, asshole, or a dick(as in stop acting like a dick)
shut up clown ass

stop acting like a clown ass
by Bonez21 May 20, 2008
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Clownsong

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.
Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"
by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012
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500 Clown

v: to place oneself at extreme physical risk for the sake of a laugh

Origin: the Chicago-based "500 Clown", who are famous for their "firecracker chastity belt".
I thought I'd make these chicks laugh, so I 500 Clowned my face into the stop sign.
by Joseph Kay February 24, 2006
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To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.
Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.
by Brother Joe August 8, 2005
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