Bullshit Earplugs

- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.

Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?

by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010

bullshirt

a way of saying bullshit to your friend whilst you are baby sitting their sister’s kid. Or if you are twelve and believe it is too savage to ever breathe such monsterous words.

mandy: claire said to everyone that i slept with johnny. but i totally didn’t! ugh, i hate it when she spreads this bull-

nina: mandy the kid!

mandy: this.... bull... shirt! bullshirt. ugh i hate it.

by nonamesarefree October 25, 2018

bullshinanies

just like the words, bull shit and bullcrap basicly just a nother way to say them

This is fucking bullshinanies! how dare you!

by jeremy morton September 7, 2007

Bullshit Pifer

The act of bullshitting more than should be allowed.

That dude right there, he's a real bullshit pifer!

by thewiseone069 February 24, 2010

bullshicorn

Safe word for BULLSHIT.

Thats a load of bullshicorn

by The Warchild October 26, 2009

Bullshit to my doorstep

When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.

Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!

by Castle Enterprises November 24, 2010

bullshit sequence

When for whatever reason, the artist of a song decides to throw in some weird experimental trash that just doesn't fit into an otherwise great song, often leading to being unable to enjoy the song as a whole.

*Listening to the radio*
Joey: Ah man, this song is great! Can't believe I haven't heard it before.
Mark: This part is good, but there's a bullshit sequence coming up.
Joey: What? *Weird experimental sequence fades in* Noooo! Why?!

by wozzlers June 9, 2013