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Bryan

He is a whinny cunt most of the time but sometimes he's cool
He's a bit of a Bryan.
by QWERTY51682 November 24, 2021
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Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021
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Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,
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Bryan

Bryan is a fine guy who is ducking dense. Someone could have the fattest crush on a Bryan for so long and they would never notice. Bryans are tall, handsome, dark skinned, usually with curly/wavy hair and sometimes have dimples. A Bryan’s smile can be so contagious and they can be funny sometimes. This guy loves to dance and is a very social person. Bryan is a person who makes you nervous and makes you feel special. This kind of person is dangerous to fall for. Because of their charms you could fall head over heels with them. A Bryan would make a great boyfriend but they seem like not such a good kisser.
Girl: Who’s that?
Girl(2): That’s my boyfriend “Bryan”
by Inlovewd November 20, 2023
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Bryan

Bryan is a fat cheesy “no neck” Bottega wearing skinny Jean motherfucker. That likes to eat lamb chops, party and smoke HOOKAH.
He think he slick and likes to mis type allot. LOL
Her: hey bryan
Him: at nomad.. whatca su do pull up
by Bp33 November 22, 2021
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Bryan

Has a big slong and very handsome is very athletic and Rich people with the name Bryan usually treat women with good care and buy them anything they want. People with the name Bryan usually pack around 8-12 inches
Bryan keep going

Bryan why is it so big

I love u Bryan
by I_love_latinass November 22, 2021
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Bryan

Bryan tend to be tall,skinny but athletic.With a really good smile.He is very confident to the point people can call him arrogant.He Can be very mean or rude sometimes due to his lack of tact and brutal honesty when telling people things but he’s The type of person who is there to cheer you up when your at your worst.

In relationship he tends to be a very romantic guy , doing things that many guys wouldn’t do for you, and he won’t miss an opportunity to tell you how beautiful you look.
“Hey look it’s Bryan “
by cash.user November 21, 2021
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