Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

undercover brother

A person who should have been black, but is born in the wrong skin color.

That kid's just an undercover brother.

by jason kidd777 March 27, 2010

Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

pussy brother

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother

You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother

by Pussy brother December 14, 2021

Brother Barack

A term used by african americans to refer to president barack obama

Yo dawg, who you voting for?

Brother Barack of course!

by zeke69 October 4, 2010

Brother me into

The act of using ones race to coerce another of the same race into performing an action.

I cant believed he tried to "brother me into" a job

by Dave April 18, 2003

bond brothers

It is where two people are bonded together for a long time (to make them know each other like brothers) to fight for a higher ranking soldier.

The bond brothers wanted their leader back, so they lead an assault on the enemy's base to free their leader.

by Fatetech November 9, 2015