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boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.
Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis
by freakingname July 14, 2007
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boob-over

boob-over; Semilar to the "comb-over" as with a loss of one boob a female will wear a tube top and slosh a purtion of the remaining tit sidesways so as to give the impression there is a full pair hiding under her blouse.
Tony; Yeah, so like, I thought I was gunn'a get lucky with Amilia and when I reached into her tubetop for a little feel...like shit man, out pops this one big saggy tit.

Lee; What, are you kidding? So what happened to the other one, a tit-ectemy?

Tony; Donn'o dude. It was the wierdes't thing ever. Like a boob comb-over.

Lee; That's so sick! Chicks with one tit should just face being bald chested instead of doing that gross boob-over thing. Eueeeww!
by the Toad February 23, 2011
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boob luge

Boob luge is where a female pushes her boobs together and someone poors liquor down her breasts while someone is at the bottom of her jugs funneling the alcohol.
Yo Jenna's tits lookin nice. Jenna let me hit the boob luge on your tits, Matt poor this beer down let's go!
by Boob luge May 14, 2016
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Boob Trap

A girl with large breasts who wears a revealing top to draw male attention.
Jeff: That girl last night who I sat across from at dinner was a total boob trap.
Mike: Explain.
Jeff: She wore a revealing top to draw attention to her boobs, then got mad at me when I stared at them. I couldn't help it. It was a boob trap.
by Rufus Rufio August 28, 2007
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man-boobs

fatty deposits resembiling breasts (on a man)
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.
Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.
by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016
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Undercover Boobs

When a girl has huge boobs but choses to hide them from society through tricks and wizardry
Jake - "Oh my god! I never knew Tara had such big boobs!"

Blake - "Yeah she totally has undercover boobs!"
by Sugarcane7123 April 17, 2014
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