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walmart boobs

Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
by p1534 May 16, 2009
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schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
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Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021
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99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Thos are 99 words for boobs
by illestemia March 7, 2009
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man boobs

what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.

Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017
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periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
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Because Tamara's boobs...

Refers to the time Maggie and Kellen wrote "YOLO" on Tamara's boobs and "because YOLO" became "because Tamara's boobs". True story.
I killed the neighbors because Tamara's boobs...

Let's do heroin because Tamara's boobs...
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