Lightning Beads

Small to large round beads that people, usually gay males, stick up their behinds to get off/masterbate.

Oh, John, shove those lightning beads farther! Farther!

by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010

BOAS

An acronym for "Beast On A Stick"
adj.

Meaning: Exceptionally cool, talented, good, interesting or awe-inspiring

"Congratulations on winning the race! You were so fast-- it was BOAS!"

Student 1: I got an A+ in Mr.DeBay's class
Student 2: Seriously? That's BOAS.

Bragging Kid: I'm BOAS at Krav Maga. I could kick your ass!

by BOASmaster1494 October 6, 2008

JC Boards

The gheyest place on the internet.

Designed by the J*sh to hold back the open-minded and free willed, and created for tools to post about their dog dying, and provide links to their terribly drama filled live journals.

And J*sh created the JC, and he saw that it was good. J*sh 7:3

by pfft, your mom September 2, 2003

Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

blads

Blads is the skin behind your eyebrows. Grab your eyebrows and pull them and the skin it reveals is the Blads

"Dude your blads be pimpin fresh."

by captain bungalo November 8, 2005

boatswain

pronounced "bo-sun"

1. A Turkish term of endearance.
2. An ugly wanker

"Taylor, you boatswain"
"Hey boatswain, get your pants on and finish our media trailer"

by George Allen September 18, 2008

Beadsmith

A beadsmith is someone who smiths beads. They often wear colored beads around their necks.

Man 1: Hey, those are some nice beads!

Beadsmith: I know! I made them myself!

Man 1: You must be a beadsmith!

Beadsmith: Why yes, I am!

by Beadsmith April 6, 2010