mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

Birth control

Nut in me.

I got birth control😏

by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024