Slimey bethany

The girl in horror movies who runs around screaming covered in slime

That bitch running round screaming is a typical slimey bethany

by Pandaboop July 7, 2020

mr betham

Bald Chris Pratt.

Mr betham looks like bald Chris Pratt

by anonymous July 7, 2023

mr betham

Bald Chris Pratt.

Mr betham looks like bald Chris Pratt

by anonymous July 7, 2023

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

The Bethpage Pipeline

When a fat bitch charges her anal power, and takes the stinkiest slimiest most pungent diarrhea into your favorite coffee mug, and proceeds to cackle like a witch from Halloween.

“Yeah I had this weird English teacher once, she would always give the principal the Bethpage Pipeline.”

“Damn you one lucky son of a bitch.”

by dennis_the_menace2 March 31, 2026

The Bethpage pretzel

When you cover a whole twister mat with any shit of your choice, and play twister on It

Get ready bro, it’s Taco Bell for dinner! Because we’re doing The Bethpage Pretzel!

by dennis_the_menace2 April 8, 2026