ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021
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Macbook bend

The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020
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Bend the block

Circling around the beef's neighborhood, potentially looking for the enemies to attack!
"Yo Dre you ready? We finna (going to) bend the block right now, grab ya sexy ass shiesty."
by YungGladiator January 15, 2024
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