beefchomgle

UR MOMMMM -meep

bear”shart”
the h!:”UR MOMMM”
ur mom is the beefchomgle war cry

by giffany asf October 8, 2020

jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

got beef?

Are you trying to provoke me as to me get into a an act of violent physicality with you?

"yo, guy you got beef?, HUH? U GOT BEEF???"

by Yasser April 7, 2003

Mouth Beef

A temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. Examples of common food items that cause Mouth Beef are: Antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and Cap'n Crunch® breakfast cereal (any variety).

Sorry, sweetcheeks, I can't make out with you tonight; I had five bowls of Cap'n Crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.

by Cheesewich October 13, 2009

homey-beef

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

hows it hangin homey-beef?

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

pushing beef

taking a massive crap that you need to grunt out and leaves you out of breath. usually can't sit down for at least an hour afterwards.

Dude those wings last night had me pushing beef so loud this morning that my neighbors called the cops.

That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.

by Houlden Caufield February 8, 2008

Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009