care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

champagne of beers

Best of the ugly girls. Average looking women with no class that get dressed up and strut their stuff where there's no competition.

Man, Jimmy's kickin' it with the Champagne of Beers! Yeah, well this ain't L.A.!

by Richie D January 9, 2008

pubic bears

Pubic Bears - noun.

1) wild bears, found most prominently in the wild, bushy pubic hair of young atention whores

2) the McDonalds ty Teenie Beanie Bears given free with happy meals

1) Free the pubic bears, Rachael

2) i got Yassie, The Yellow Pubic Bear!!!

by Sister Pheonyx Takeshi October 7, 2005

chicago bears

A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.

The Chicago Bears still suck !!!

by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

Bears

One of Osaka, Japan's most notorious live venues, run by Yamamoto Seiichi, of Boredoms fame. The music playing at Bears will go from punk to noise, garage rock, metal and everything in between. Does not have its own bar, though beer is sold from a cooler. Capacity is of about 100 people, and a sold-out show can get seriously packed.

We went to a Masonna gig at Bears and it lasted 2 minutes.

by grrrrk April 15, 2006

Huggy bears

Definition 1: A bunch o' pimps. Plural of huggy bear

Definition 2: The "sensitive" inconsiderate ****s who feel the need to make an impenetrable human blockade by grouping together in the school hallways each and every time they see each other. I don't know if they are oblivious of their surroundings (obviously not if they can glomp their friends from a mile away) or if they just don't care. My theory for the grouping of said people is the motion of hugging gives the whole group widespread orgasms. These groups are often formed by teenyboppers in between each passing period and disperse in a frenzied stampede in every direction 5 seconds before the tardy bell rings. The term for a group of huggy bears is a HERD.

I be goin' out with my huggy bears t'night t' pick me up some fine booty.

Me: Dude. Did you see that herd of Huggy bears out in the hallway?
Friend: Yeah. I hate them. If I get another tardy because of them, I'm going on a rampage.
Me: Same here. Although I feel sorry for the people who can't push through the herd and get to class in time.
Friend: Ouch. They barely escape with their lives in those last 5 seconds.

by SchoolOfSlang January 18, 2009