When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.
by Zig August 29, 2005
Get the Spunk Bedmug. An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work
by Easylover August 9, 2009
Get the Bed Testermug. The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.
I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.
by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009
Get the bed-a-commutingmug. Hey, it's great to be here in New York for a visit! Can you show us the guest room? Dina and I are going to get unpacked and break the bed in.
by porkchchoppanzeefin September 29, 2021
Get the Break the bed inmug. bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
by ivandominguez February 18, 2011
Get the bed kidnappedmug. by That dude over there. Org June 27, 2019
Get the Animal in bedmug. Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.
by Jay January 8, 2004
Get the Fuck the Bedmug.