Bastard

1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying

blah blah blah blah

Hey stop that noise you bastard!

by bladefam January 18, 2009

Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.

Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".

by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006

California Bastard

also known as a CB, it`s a guy who dresses only in Hollister, American Eagle, or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing as if they lived in California.

Guy1: Yo, check out that guy with all his Hollister crap, what a california bastard

by C K Y April 6, 2009

Bastard Bags

Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.

I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.

by Jake Howes July 3, 2007

kinky bastard

a bastard that is kinky

wow jimmy is such a kinky bastard.
i know right.

by the pussy destroyer 101 October 12, 2016

bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005