Kankle Bandit

A person who enjoys having sex with the fat rolls of a kankle. Often used as an insult

oh my god i hate Karren so much, shes such a kankle bandit

by M@son July 7, 2008

chuff bandit

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.

"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"

by Racist Dave June 27, 2007

ass bandit

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Homo Bandit

A person who vandalizes people's possessions by drawing genitals on them.

Homo Bandit - Dick is such a homo bandit he constantly draws pictures of dicks in John's history notebook

by Homo Bandit June 8, 2015

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006