Ring Tailed Bandit 

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

Ring Tailed Bandit by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

The Dick Bandit 

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

The Dick Bandit by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

pepsi bandit 

The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.

Mike: My Pepsi's missing

Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit

Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!

pepsi bandit by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020

Bargain Bin Bandit 

Someone who gets as much of their clothing, furnishings, books, cds, dvds, etc. from sale racks and bargain bins

Sara the Bargain Bin Bandit somehow managed to look like amazing even though her entire ensemble cost just $30.

Bargain Bin Bandit by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

fanny bandit 

Male homosexual

Those two guys in the corner are a couple of fanny bandits.

fanny bandit by xavious December 31, 2011

sand-bandit 

a person of the indian race. example haramndeep.

see that guy over there, hes a sand-bandit

sand-bandit by zach lazcelle October 13, 2006

wet bandit 

A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.

"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."

"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."

"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."

wet bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006