Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

Isabella barone

Fake ass bitch. Never reaches out to her friends. Doesn’t show any affection to her friends. And is always complaining over stupid shit. She doesn’t like any guys but every guy likes her. She love to break peoples hearts.

Isabella barone is talking shit behind my back.

by someone with manners May 10, 2018

Beef Bayonet

A penis

My beef bayonet can not become erect

by Theha ahht March 5, 2019

Toni baloni

he has brown eyes and a horse-like dick.
He likes to fuck bitches

Toni baloni is here, hes gona fuck you

by Gunpointo November 21, 2021

Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.

Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan

by U adopted June 9, 2022