penis boat

when the penis of a man floats to the top of the water in a bath/pool/hot tub.

I was sitting in the bath trying to relax and my penis boat popped up.

by that guy with the definition April 28, 2009

Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of “Shame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 12, 2017

Boatman slam

when a really fat loser has sex with an overly drunk woman. This usually occurs at fraternity parties, it is sometimes taped for fun

i gave that pirate-hooker the Boatman Slam last night!

by mike labarbara, chris johnson March 4, 2008

boatnitized

When you're at a boat party and forget about all your troubles.

I was so boatnitized I lost track of the time.

by drzimo November 16, 2011

slow boat to prozak island

slowly losing one's mind, freaking out, going crazy

Jenny is on the slow boat to prozak island now that she knows she is pregnant with Bubba's child

by Terri Ivie January 1, 2008

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

Sushi Boat

A Mitsubishi automobile. Coined from a scene in the King of the Hill episode "Unfortunate Son".

EUSTACE: Yeah it's the maroon Mitsubishi.
COTTON: Mitsubishi??? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin' Hitler's canoe to no traitor.
EUSTACE: We had a verbal agreement.
COTTON: You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe. I'm a war hero! I killed fitty men, now hop in your sushi boat and git!

by Ianjib January 10, 2016