boner safe 

Being able to get a boner in front of a hot girl without her or you feeling uncomfortable.

1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"

Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."

person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."

2.

"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"

boner safe by TheRealness December 20, 2008

boner bender 

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

boner bender by bjergen May 24, 2007

Boner Jousting 

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.

Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"

Boner Jousting by EN May 1, 2006

Boner Face 

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!

Boner Face by Forest Webster September 11, 2009

boner biting bastard 

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

boner biting bastard by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

boner hug 

Giving a person a hug while sporting a boner. It's a subtle way of letting a girl know that you've got a crush on her.

Gabriel gave Kelly a boner hug.

boner hug by Raymundo The Great January 11, 2008

Boner Sovereignty 

An autonomous state of arousal governed by no particular woman or bearing of friction.

one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.

Darryl was free now, he was amongst his kind. His boner was free to run and splurge the fruits of the town for as soon as his relationship ended; he was in a state of Boner Sovereignty.

Boner Sovereignty by DJSEAND July 14, 2009