counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013

Bush Boner

When you black out and wake up in a bush the next day with morning wood. In the ideal situation, your penis should be the only thing sticking out of the bush.

"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"

by bigballerboi November 20, 2019

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Sour Boner

A fowl smelling erection, a wang that may have not seen soap and water for several days.

"Susie gave me head after five days of hiking and camping, gagged her with a Sour Boner"

by Super destroyer fuck machine August 17, 2011

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008