bolloks

The same as bollacks - crap, dammit, etc.

My life is complete bolloks

by Imp August 4, 2004

bollock

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

by planethopper July 15, 2005

dog's bullocks

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.

The queen's new dress is the dog's bullocks.

by Coell September 22, 2005

Bollockyboo

Something that is not funny, just very very silly.

"That's a load of bollockyboo!"

by Alan Sex December 10, 2008

Houdini bollock

The phenomenon in which one of your testicles disappears up into your anatomy.

"I was having sex with my missus on the chair and my testicle got scared and went houdini bollock on me."

by Houdinibollocksufferer January 20, 2010

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003