Zombie Boardshop

The sickest shop in midwest for all your snowboard and skateboard needs Shawn is a G

Yo son lets roll up to zombie boardshop and see whats poppin wit some new snow gear.

by ShredTheSnowMN March 19, 2009

wild boar

When you whisper another girls name into your girlfriends ear on purpose during sexual intercourse, and hold her in place for 8 seconds

Brandon: "oh yes catherine"
Shiann: " &#%*!!!! " -goes apesh*t-
Brandon: "oh sh*t your like a wild boar"

by brothefast September 30, 2014

Boogie Board

A sexual act similar to tittie-fucking which is performed on her butt cheeks, preferably with lots of lube. Then you shoot it all over her back. It is recommended that you wear a robe afterwards.

Dude, did you boogie board that shit last night? Hell yeah, and then I put on a robe.

by Swayze October 13, 2006

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Ouija board

dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.

Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...

by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

Board Attack

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014

BOAS

Stands for "bend over and smile." It's what you do when you just have to deal with something you're getting screwed on.

Keith: Damnit, I've gotta stay late at work.
Ben: BOAS, dude. You've gotta make a living.
Keith: Psh, alright fine.

Joe: What the hell??? Verizon charges over $100 for my plan.
Keith: BOAS my friend. You know they have the best service in our area.
Joe: Why do you always have to be right, Keith?

by bls1999 February 20, 2015