bartholoquism

Definition: A religious-like term stemming from Barth, a unique fella whom is known by many to be quite the mongoloid breeding, lot lizard orgy loving, McDonalds Value Menu Daily consuming clown. A characteristic trait behaviour demonstrated by those who fail miserably in their integrity of keeping their micro peen within the confines of their own pants. Further to this, seldom does anyone suffering from such a malfunctioning moral compass, can be trusted in any capacity.

Symptoms of BARTHOLOQUISM: Common symptoms of this include:
• Hiding bi-polar disease (sketch moods) and/or diabetes (red blotchy rashes around neck when consuming alcohol)
• Theft from all (most commonly stealing money from mother’s purse)
• Purposely shitting themselves for the thrill of believing this as a flirtatious action

• Probably Bi-sexual

• Most likely has children whom are being raised by other men who are involved with hideous females during coked out binges
• Believes themselves to be a world class DJ from Virden, Manitoba

“Bro, are you practicing BARTHOLOQUISM? Cuz like, why the fuck is my credit card charged for Cheap Tranny Escorts Incorporated? Also, is that burnt rotting fish smell coming from you?”

“Yo, you got some rashes on your neck, like why is this happening every time we drink? You are showing extreme signs of BARTHOLOQUISM”

by Barthology August 13, 2023

it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.

Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.

by Jamels1 September 3, 2016

Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!

Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018

Clint Barton

The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.

Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns

by Lana656 August 17, 2020

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek. Loves her fans. Gorgeous 20 year old woman, jasmine Ann bartek is the most amazing tiktoker

Hey! Have u heard of jasmine bartek?

Huh who?

Jasmine bartek she’s so kind and sweet

by Dariabartek November 3, 2021

Joe Bartalozi

This is the greatest, sexiest, and most handsome man of all time. He has a tiktok, YouTube, twitch, instagram, and something else probably so yeah. On his tiktok he reacts to “Prank videos” and rages at them. On his twitch he streams video games. Also on his YouTube he does reactions and gaming . so yeah. I love him 😘

John: BwaahhhahHhaaaaa
Jimmothy: Why are you laughing so hard?

John: I am watching Joe Bartalozi harass this Manski in Valorant.
Jimmothy: Wow that seems very cool! I Will go follow him!

by HarambesDad January 22, 2022

clintoris bartussies

a chaotic group on tuatwt that focuses on the umbrella academy, which fruit is the gayest fruits, bullying middle aged men, warios' ass, how much we hate chem, and dead dave jokes

"the clintoris bartussies are at their insane agenda again"

"have you seen the new post from the clintoris bartussies account?"

by ivorystarjade March 27, 2022