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awkward post-goodbye hello

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
by O-town daddy September 13, 2013
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awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation
Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*
by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013
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Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
by Stache Man January 8, 2015
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awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation
*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
by djd1899 May 1, 2015
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Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.
She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.
by thatderpychick June 2, 2015
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awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.
Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...
by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016
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Awkwarding

The action of being akward.
He was Awkwarding the conversation.
by Bob Awkwarding March 25, 2016
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