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Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.
by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013
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awkwardian

Awkwardian is a descriptor for someone who is known to be socially awkward in their unique form of eccentricity. These individuals, while obviously different, tend to be movers and shakers of the status quo. They don’t fit in, yet their presence can change the very landscape of society.

The term was coined by Jamie Bihl of Austin, TX on March 3rd 2014.
Awkwardians from across time would include individuals such as Mark Zuckerberg, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Tyler, Mozart and Picasso.
by J Bihl March 13, 2014
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awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
by chaboisamye November 30, 2015
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Awkwardness

When it's dead silent and that one friend says the most random shit.
No one:
Person 1: My parents are having financial problems
Person 2: Ok *awkwardness* good for you
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Awko-taco

An awkward topic- too awkward for a vsco girl
Wow that is so awko-taco!
by VSCOgurl August 26, 2019
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Awko Taco

One of the various expressions that can be pulled from the vault of retro phrases, this describes a particularly awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Using this phrase is especially fitting for people with five adopted siblings when watching The Royal Tenenbaums because there's no difference between adopted and biological sibling dynamics. In this circumstance, attempting disassociation is not enough and it's still awko taco.
Phew, good thing I'm not dumb and misuse cool phrases cuz that would been awkie taco.
Welp, it's actually "awko taco" sooooo...
Dang, then this is awko taco.
by youcannowretire February 18, 2021
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awkmot

You’re doing that remove the first and last letter of your name challenge for MLB for Hawkmoth’s name.
by moomilk May 21, 2021
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