jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

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Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

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nikocardo avocardo

that muckbanger guy from youtube. you know the one that shat his dacks on a chair and decided to keep it in the vid.

guy1: did you see that meat canyon video about nikocardo avocardo?

guy2: yeah it was sad

Nikocardo avocardo definition: Nikocardo avocardo is a youtuber who does muckbang videos on youtube. He also has an onlyfans.

by かえるの子ども November 16, 2021

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body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017

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